POPLAR BLUFF, Mo. — Ro-sham-bo, shoot! And we're off to Vegas and on the map again.
The game of rock, paper, scissors was recently the deciding factor for a Poplar Bluff man in winning a ticket to compete in a nationwide championship to be held June 21 to 22 in Nevada.
To make it to the big time — the USA Rock Paper Scissors League — JoDan Russom, a local construction worker, won a tournament hosted by Luecke Distribution through an Anheuser-Busch promotion at several area bars in April.
Russom said he only entered the contest to have fun with his friends. Now the stakes are high because if he beats out the 300 finalists he will become $50,000 richer and go on to play against challengers from Canada, Guam, Hong Kong, Ireland and Malaysia for the International Rock Paper Scissors Federation world title.
A man of few words, Russom simply said "it'd be nice" to get to compete against other countries. "Let's hope," he said. As for practicing, he refuses. "I'm trying to keep my streak going," he said.
Russom admitted the game is "only luck," but that counts, too. He revealed that his typical strategy is to go into a match with one of the three hand signals in mind. After the first throw he acts off instincts, which for him has proven to have some accuracy.
Coming from the Show Me State, Russom said he won't be purchasing fingerless gloves or getting a manicure beforehand, but he has a feeling he'll face some pretty serious competitors in a couple weeks. According to Russom, all that really matters is three variables: rock crushes scissors, paper covers rock and scissors cut paper.
Some cultures believe variations of the "sport" have helped people make instant decisions since before the time Christ.
"It's the ultimate conflict resolution," said Kevin McDonald, who made it to the final four at Buffalo Wild Wings but was ultimately beat out by his friend Russom. "We've been playing since we were probably four years old, from shotgun in a car to anything. It's how you determine who gets what."
Russom was allowed to bring a guest with him to Las Vegas and he chose McDonald. They graduated from Twin Rivers High School together. Neither of the two have ever flown before and now Anheuser-Busch will pay for round-trip airfare with first-class accommodations to the Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino.
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