A few last-minute suggestions:
A ghost: All you need for this Halloween classic is a sheet and a pair of scissors. Cut two eye holes and practice your "ooooooooos."
A hillbilly: Break out that ratty tank top, put on the overalls and top it off with a straw hat. Chew on a piece of the straw to give yourself a little something extra.
A hippie: Grab that old tie-dyed shirt, some bell bottoms and Birkenstocks for a 1970s hippie, dude.
A Rabbit: Attach a cotton ball to your backside.
A road warrior: Dress in all black, put white or yellow tape in sections up your body and carry a (fake) hatchet. Option: glue matchbox cars in the lanes.
Bag of Jelly Beans: Fill a clear trash bag with multicolored small balloons. Cut holes in the bag for arms and legs. Cinch the top to hang around your shoulders.
A lamp: Grab any lampshade from the house and wear it on your head.
Nudist on strike: Wear your warm clothes and carry a sign that says "Nudist on Strike."
Tickled Pink: Wear all pink and carry a feather.
E-mail: Wear what you want and tape a big "E" on your chest (works best for the guys).
Dryer Lint: Wear a sweat suit inside out. Attach fabric softener sheets all over yourself.
Piggy Bank: Wear all pink and tape a stripe of black electrical tape to your back.
Quarterback: Wear normal clothes and tape a quarter to your back.
Ugly Betty: Wear long brown hair, a long-sleeved shirt, vest and long skirt. Create heavy eyebrows using an eyeliner pencil. Wear red glasses and a necklace with a "B" on it.
Ceiling fan: Carry pompons and paint "Go Ceilings!" on the front.
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