Five new year's resolutions

1. Lose weight: This one tops nearly every resolution list there is and lasts about five minutes. Doesn't seem to be worth the bother. Why not change it to gain weight? That way, if you don't reach your goal, you can feel accomplished instead of guilty.

2. Quit smoking: Although there are apparently some exceptions, cigarettes will probably kill you. Plus, it's inconvenient and expensive. Have you seen how much cigarettes cost these days? This could help you in another popular resolution: Saving money!

3. Take a trip: This is one from the us.gov website. I like this one. Everyone should try to get out of town -- it doesn't have to be anywhere exotic -- just for a change of scenery and a different perspective.

4. Manage stress: This could also tie in with taking a trip and losing weight, which can involve exercising -- a known stress reliever. Even if you dread the idea of working out, walking or running, you love it when it's over.

5. Stay up to watch the ball drop: This one wasn't on the government list. I never make it. For years I've tried to stay up to watch the ball drop in Times Square, but I usually fall asleep beforehand. I'll try again this year.