MISSOURIANA

Just about the time mothers get the kitchen cleaned up after Thanksgiving, they begin cleaning out the attic to find the decorations they stored after last Christmas.

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Wouldn't it be wonderful is all the problems of the world could be solved with just a letter to Santa Claus?

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Today's kids are more skeptical than ever about Santa Claus, but true believers still exist, particularly those who read his message on the Internet.

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Some things never change. With the second O.J. Simpson trial in full swing, armchair detectives have to decide all over again why Nicole's blood was found in the Bronco.

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President Clinton says he intends to play a lot more golf during his second term. McDonald's is considering the possibility of franchising the ninth hole.

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St. Louis is ranked as the third most dangerous city in America, but the designation doesn't seem to apply to visiting NFL teams.

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Missouri highway engineers say they're running out of money, and Missouri motorists are running out of patience.