MISSOURIANA

You can always tell when autumn arrives in Missouri: Farmers are busy harvesting crops, the foliage turns to beautiful colors and the Mizzou Tigers are on their way to another losing season.

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It's difficult to believe reports that Missourians have become wealthier until you realize those people on the street begging for money are political candidates.

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Kids who want to grow up to become billionaires have an easier time of it these days. All they have to do is become a Sam Walton heir.

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Even though the election won't be held until next year, there are already numerous candidates for mayor of St. Louis. That's like standing in line to be captain of the Titanic.

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If it's generally agreed that too much money corrupts our political system, why is the candidate who has raised the most money always called the winner?

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Albert Einstein said, "God does not play dice with the universe." No, but if he visited Missouri there would sure be plenty of opportunities.