MISSOURIANA

Considering all the damage done by Hurricane Andrew, our politicians no longer have to travel to Third World countries to see devastation.

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Not only do Andrew's victims have to contend with losing their homes, they now have to learn to digest the Army's Ready To Eat meals.

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St. Louis Circuit Attorney Peach resigns after disclosures of prostitution solicitation and fund manipulation. George forgot the difference between crime prevention and crime perpetuation.

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After declaring his candidacy, then changing his mind, Ross Perot has now decided he wants to stay on the ballot as a presidential candidate. Seems his brain can't read his lips.

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St. Louis has the nation's third highest per capita murder rate. We always knew the Arch would make an ideal gallows.

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In addition to state legislators, Missourians will also vote on term limitations for members of Congress. The theory seems to be that voters will elect good candidates if we can only outlive them.

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No wonder Andrew was destructive it saw those tabloid shots of Fergie.