MISSOURIANA

If everyone keeps all the New Year's resolutions that have been made, 1992 is going to be the dullest year in the history of mankind.

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When a politician says he'll let history remember his record, what he really means is he hopes history will lost its memory.

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Say what you will, the domestic economy didn't get any worse while President Bush was abroad than when he was in the White House.

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The new republics of the old Soviet Union have a frightening number of problems, not the least of which is deciding what the world is supposed to call them.

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John Sununu will stay around Washington until spring. It must take a lot of time to arrange a free ride back to New Hampshire.