OpinionSeptember 14, 2018
Speak Out 9-14-18
Coach Tuke finally got his first "brick" with a win over a team who managed just five wins last year. I hope there's another "brick" coming soon. Come on Cape! There were tumbleweeds blowing through the stands of the SEMO football game. It was parents' weekend, and we still couldn't get a quarter of the stands full. What a shame that this city can't get behind us...
One brick down
Coach Tuke finally got his first "brick" with a win over a team who managed just five wins last year. I hope there's another "brick" coming soon.
SEMO fans?
Come on Cape! There were tumbleweeds blowing through the stands of the SEMO football game. It was parents' weekend, and we still couldn't get a quarter of the stands full. What a shame that this city can't get behind us.
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Obama effect
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