Just think, if this were the Vietnam War, Dan Quayle would be with his National Guard unit heading for the battle zone right now.
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An attorney general's ruling says even school cooks may come under Missouri's new ethics law. Maybe now we'll learn the real ingredients in that school cafeteria staple: tuna surprise.
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Americans continue to debate whether sanctions against Iraq will work. As a matter of fact, we don't even know if NCAA sanctions against M.U.'s Norm Stewart will work.
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As if we didn't have enough problems, the Missouri General Assembly will go back into session in just a few weeks.
By Jack Stapleton
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