MISSOURIANA

The NFL Franchise Tournament goes into overtime because the St. Louis Stallions, after red-shirting Jerry Clinton, wound up with two sets of coaches on the field.

Governor Carnahan is holding a series of four fund raisers that are expected to net $500,000, with proceeds to be distributed to favored Democrats. So that's the reason for the long line outside the Mansion?

Judging by their unexpected successes on the football field, the Kansas City Chiefs appear to have struck gold in Montana.

There was considerable confusion during the Halloween weekend, but extremely bright goblins set their watches back one hour and hit the same homes twice.

It's encouraging to hear some children demand that Beavis butt(head) out.

By the time Bill and Hillary get the details of their health-care plan worked out, most of us will only be concerned with burial benefits.

Ross Perot's followers in Missouri will hold their first statewide meeting since the group was organized. They plan to vote to continue voting the way Ross tells them to vote.