If you're confused about what the General Assembly is doing in its final days, don't feel embarrassed. Legislators don't have the foggiest notion, either.
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Many students seem unconcerned that most Missouri high schools won't have prayers at their graduation exercises. The students figure their prayers just before finals have already been answered.
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A congressman is someone who votes against a jobs creation bill for Americans and approves billions to restore peace in a place no one can find on a map.
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The humidity has been terrible in Missouri recently, almost as bad as the humility in the White House.
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Gov. Carnahan says the casino gambling bill he signed will keep illegal betting out of the state. We know where he can get 8-5 odds he's wrong.
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