MISSOURIANA

Holiday TV viewers have seen so many old movies they're uncertain whether Lincoln or FDR is president.

Charles Schulz will stop drawing his beloved "Peanuts" comic strip. Now readers know how Charlie Brown feels when Lucy takes away the football.

It's difficult to have confidence in technology when calling an 800 number to learn what steps to take to survive the Y2K fiasco and then spending the next hour on hold.

An old-timer is someone who walks over to his neighbor's home to visit rather than chatting by e-mail.