Former President George Bush reporters that he's really enjoying his retirement Barb is doing the cooking and he's washing the dishes. And Millie is working on another book to support the family.
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The United States may be reducing its military arsenal, but at least we still have Rush Limbaugh to frighten away the enemy.
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It's been so cold in Washington that even Sen. Packwood is wearing gloves.
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Since the state missed all the storms, ice, snow and hurricanes, Missourians will have to wait another 100 years for the next Storm of the Century.
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A legislative committee does the impossible and revises the state's school foundation formula. Now the rest of us have to do a second impossibility and find $774 million to finance it.
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Norm Stewart is a genius. It must have been his idea to lose all those games just to fool the other teams in the Big 8 tournament.
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Gov. Carnahan goes down to Mexico to open a new trade office. The Mexicans will trade us their tortillas for our factories.
By Jack Stapleton Jr.
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