MISSOURIANA

Depending on the testimony presented, Hillary Clinton may enter the nation's history books as America's first (unindicted co-conspirator) lady.

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Besides keeping up with his favorite football, basketball and hockey teams, the Typical American Male Sports Fan has to pick out a nice can opener for his wife's Christmas gift.

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Running out of novel new lottery games, Missouri might consider offering a contest in which contestants guess how many gifts will be returned after Christmas.

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It's fortunate so many consumer items are made from plastic these days -- and this includes those little plastic cards that let shoppers delay their payments.

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By the time Christmas rolls around every year, most of us have forgotten last January's New Year's resolution to buy all our gifts before the rush.

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The stock market has changed directions more times in recent days that an 85-year-old motorists who has forgotten where he was headed.