THE FUDGE REPORT: Sen. Harry Reid Charged with Hate Crime! (From the Smile File)

Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, will officially be charged with a hate crime after an eight month investigation.

After immense pressure from global warming advocates and the "Save the Polar Bear Foundation", the Justice Department has caved in to the environmentalists. The suit was initiated in February after Senator Reid blasted the Alaskan residents, the Coke Brothers, on the floor of the US Senate. The hateful rhetoric was seen nationwide.

Reid spewed the following: "It's time the American people spoke out about the terrible dishonesty of these two brothers, who are about as un-American as anyone that I can imagine."

As evidenced in the photograph, these two young polar bear brothers, being raised by their single mom, are struggling enough, as global warming continues to melt away the ice of Alaska's final polar bear neighborhood. The Coke family had no comment. They just want to be left alone to perish in peace.

It's well documented the Coke family has donated millions of dollars to Republican candidates, but the family had to file bankruptcy last year. Mr. Coke, the young bears loving father, died after a long struggle with cancer, after ingesting a diseased seal. The only veterinarian in Mr. Coke's remote Alaskan village was not included in his ObamaCare network, and the family used their last pennies on medications.

This story is so shockingly sad, but there is a happy ending. Climate change billionaire and propagandist, Tom Steyer, was overcome with emotion and could no longer just be a bystander.

He's a strong supporter of Harry Reid and has donated millions to Democrats who support the global warming myth. But, fortunately, Mr. Steyer found the compassion in his big, liberal heart to give the Coke family a $100 gift card, and will have his people assist the Cokes in moving to a homeless ice shelter in Antarctica.

I can only wipe away my tears of sadness and joy, knowing we can all sleep better tonight.