Off! the Wall Magic 8-Ball

August questions

Submitted by Jason "Master Shake" Parker of Mix 96.5 fame

1) Will Viagra help me stay up all night to ummmm study?

- WITHOUT A DOUBT!

2) Will my roommate have personal hygiene issues?

- YES, DEFINITELY!

3) Is it possible to show up the first day and for finals and skip the middle?

- DON'T COUNT ON IT!

4) Is that one old dude still going to teach American History 1

- TOO FUZY TO SAY!

5) Is PL-120 Philosophy and Logic still the cool way to get out of Algebra?

- YOU MAY RELY ON IT!

6) Where is my underwear?

- ASK AGAIN LATER!

7) Is kicking it in the U. Center aight yet?

- DON'T COUNT ON IT!

8) Have they banned sofas in the elevators in the 4 towers?

- NO!

9) Can I get water balloons at the bookstore?

- VERY DOUBTFUL!

10) Will Off Magazine still be the guiding light for all this year?

- YOU MAY RELY ON IT!

11) Is showing "thongage" still in?

- WITHOUT A DOUBT!

12) Please?

- SEE ANSWER ABOVE!

13) YESSSS!

14) Can I sit in the back of class then?

- OUTLOOK GOOD!

15) Why am I asking collegiate 8-ball questions when I've been out of school for 5 years?

- ASK AGAIN LATER!

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