Off! the Wall 8-Ball

1. Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

Answer: Very doubtful.

2. Is it possible to have a civil-war?

Answer: It is certain.

3. Do tea makers take coffee breaks?

Answer: Concentrate and ask again.

Answer 3: Signs point to yes.

4. Can fat people go skinnydipping?

Answer: It is decidedly so.

5. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Answer: Yes.

6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

7. Have the needles used for lethal injections been sterilized?

Answer: Cannot predict now.

8. If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?

Answer: Yes!

9. If a mime is arrested by the police, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Answer: Very doubtful.

10. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Answer: As I see it, yes!