Off! the Wall 8-Ball

1. Are people that are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

2. Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?

Answer: It is certain.

3. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Answer: Outlook good!

4. Can you cry under water?

Answer: Outlook not so good.

5. Can a metal plate in your head rust?

Answer: Very doubtful!

6. Can vampires donate blood?

Answer: Yes, definitely.

7. Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Answer: It is decidedly so.

8. Do sheep get static cling when they rub up against one another?

Answer: My sources say no.

9. Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Answer: Outlook not so good.

10. Do pigs pull hamstrings?

Answer: Outlook good.

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