May 5, 2004
Off! the Wall 8-Ball
1. Does John Kerry take Botox injections? Answer: Yes, Definitely! 2. Is Michael Jackson's nose fake? Answer: Reply hazy, try again. Answer #2: It is certain! 3. Should SEMO change the name of their mascot? Answer: Better not tell you now. 4. Is today really yesterday?...
1. Does John Kerry take Botox injections?
Answer: Yes, Definitely!
2. Is Michael Jackson's nose fake?
Answer: Reply hazy, try again.
Answer #2: It is certain!
3. Should SEMO change the name of their mascot?
Answer: Better not tell you now.
4. Is today really yesterday?
Answer: Without a doubt.
5. Will our soldiers ever get to come home?
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Answer: Signs point to yes!
6. Will gasoline prices ever be under $1.00 again?
Answer: It is decidedly so.
7. Will smoking ever be banned in all public places?
Answer: Very doubtful!
8. Will scientists ever find a cure for cancer?
Answer: Don't count on it!
9. Is there life on other planets besides earth?
Answer: Signs point to yes.
10. Are the Chicago Cubs really cursed?
Answer: Outlook not so good.
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