Off! the Wall 8-Ball

1. Do mean people ever get theirs?

Answer: Concentrate and try again.

Answer 2: As I see it, yes!

2. Will Janet's other breast be exposed?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

3. Is Michael Jackson guilty?

Answer: Without a doubt.

4. Do bad guys ever get caught?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

5. Does Joe R. ever get mad?

Answer: Outlook not so good.

6. Is it true there's no stupid questions just stupid people?

Answer: Ask again later.

7. Is that hair really blond?

Answer: Yes!

8. Will the Diverson Channel Bridge ever get completed?

Answer: It is doubtful.

9. Will the lights on the new bridge ever work again?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

10. Will the St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series this year?

Answer: Outlook not so good.

11. Will the Chicago Cubs win the World Series this year?

Answer: Better not tell you now.

12. Should gay marriages be legal?

Answer: My souces say no!

13. Is there life on Mars?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

14. Will Bush be re-elected?

Answer: You may rely on it.

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