Off! the Wall 8-Ball

July Questions

Submitted by Jason Parker

1. Will they ever find the Weapons of Mass Destruction

- WITHOUT A DOUBT!

2. Will I need a root canal?

- OUTLOOK GOOD!

3. Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear Every time You are Near?

- ASK AGAIN LATER!

4. Can I have a cookie?

- DON'T COUNT ON IT!

5. Will I score a guest role on Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

- CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN

6. Please?

- YOU MAY RELY ON IT!

7. Pretty Please?

- SEE ANSWER ABOVE!

8. With sugar on top?

- YES, DEFINITELY!

9. Will I not, not, not, not, not, not, not, lose the lottery next month?

- DON'T COUNT ON IT!

10. Are you dizzy yet 8?

- ASK AGAIN LATER!

11. Will my man boobs come back?

- MOST LIKELY!

12. Should I stay or should I go now?

- TOO FUZZY TO SAY!

13. Am I hot or Not?

- MY SOURCES SAY NO!

14. Will you marry me Magic 8 ball?

- YOU MAY RELY ON IT!

15. Will OFF! give me free El Torero?

- ASK AGAIN LATER!