Off! the Wall 8-Ball

June questions

Submitted by Greg Levrault

1. Is it going to rain today?

- SIGNS POINT TO YES!

2. Was there a point to Matrix Reloaded?

- MOST LIKELY!

3. Is anybody else going to dress up for the new Harry Potter novel?

- YOU MAY RELY ON IT!

4. Is the mullet coming back?

- YES, DEFINETELY!

5. I don't know whose phone number this is; should I call it anyway?

- DON'T COUNT ON IT!

6. I found this in the fridge; is it still good?

- VERT DOUBTFUL!

7. Do the Cardinals have a shot this year?

- CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN!

- YES!!!

8. Is there going to be any more tornadoes?

- WITHOUT A DOUBT!

Any more flooding?>

- ASK AGAIN LATER!

Aliens?

- WITHOUT A DOUBT!

Pushy squirrels?

- YES!

9. Is my hooptie the shizznit?

- YOU MAY RELY ON IT!

10. Is my pazzizle shaboozay?

- MY SOURCES SAY NO!

11. Will anybody from Seinfeld ever be funny again?

- AS I SEE IT, YES!

12. Can you notice my mustache?

- OUTLOOK GOOD!

13. Is David Palmer still alive?

- DON'T COUNT ON IT!

14. Can I have a cookie?

- VERY DOUBTFUL!

Please?

- CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN!

- YES!!!!

With sugar on top?

- VERY DOUBTFUL!

15. Can I have a press pass?

- ASK AGAIN LATER!