Off! the Wall 8-Ball

April Questions

Are Khakis coming back?

Answer: Ask Again Later

Can you hear me now?

Answer: Yes, Definitely

Aw, snap! Do I have to file taxes?

Answer: Most Likely

Am I getting a refund?

Answer: Without a Doubt

Does my bail bond count as moving expenses?

Answer: It Is Certain

Does my ex count as a dependent?

Answer: Outlook Not So Good

How about my Terrier?

Answer: Cannot Predict Now

Can I deduct that trip to Amsterdam as a work expense?

Answer: As I See It, Yes

Did I miss spring break?

Answer: Cannot Predict Now

Was that my girlfriend on the latest Girls Gone Wild video?

Answer: Don't Count On It

Was that me on the latest Girls Gone Wild?

Answer: Concentrate And Ask Again

Answer 2: Outlook Good

Can I beat Jaysen Buterin at Scrabble?

Answer: It is Decidedly So

Can you hear me now?

Answer: Don't Count On It