- Will Anna Nicole Smith hit on my grandpa?
Answer: Sign Point to Yes!
- Are they using Off! The Wall 8-Balls in the Iraqi weapons inspections?
Answer: My Sources Say No!
- Has one of the members of Slipknot infiltrated the finals of American Idol?
Answer: Yes!
- Do I look sexy in my Spongebob Squarepants boxers?
Answer: You May Rely On It!
- Is it too late to get my money back?
Answer: As I See It, Yes!
- Do I deserve a reality TV show?
Answer: Don't Count On It!
- Is there anyone that drinks Pepsi Blue?
Answer 1: Reply Hazy Try Again, Answer 2: It Is Certain!
- Is it time to signal that I'm turning left?
Answer: Ask Again Later!
- Does the lady that delivered my pizza love me?
Answer: Most Likely!
- Will Guns N Roses release their new album this year?
Answer: Yes!
- Is there someone out there for whom I am the manifest of their dreams and desires?
Answer: Signs Point To Yes!
- Is her name Cameron Diaz?
Answer: My Sources Say No!
- Can I have your job?
Answer: Better Not Tell You Now!
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