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February 4, 2003

- Will Anna Nicole Smith hit on my grandpa? Answer: Sign Point to Yes! - Are they using Off! The Wall 8-Balls in the Iraqi weapons inspections? Answer: My Sources Say No! - Has one of the members of Slipknot infiltrated the finals of American Idol? Answer: Yes!...

- Will Anna Nicole Smith hit on my grandpa?

Answer: Sign Point to Yes!

- Are they using Off! The Wall 8-Balls in the Iraqi weapons inspections?

Answer: My Sources Say No!

- Has one of the members of Slipknot infiltrated the finals of American Idol?

Answer: Yes!

- Do I look sexy in my Spongebob Squarepants boxers?

Answer: You May Rely On It!

- Is it too late to get my money back?

Answer: As I See It, Yes!

- Do I deserve a reality TV show?

Answer: Don't Count On It!

- Is there anyone that drinks Pepsi Blue?

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Answer 1: Reply Hazy Try Again, Answer 2: It Is Certain!

- Is it time to signal that I'm turning left?

Answer: Ask Again Later!

- Does the lady that delivered my pizza love me?

Answer: Most Likely!

- Will Guns N Roses release their new album this year?

Answer: Yes!

- Is there someone out there for whom I am the manifest of their dreams and desires?

Answer: Signs Point To Yes!

- Is her name Cameron Diaz?

Answer: My Sources Say No!

- Can I have your job?

Answer: Better Not Tell You Now!

Do you have some questions to ask the Off! The Wall 8-Ball? If so, email them to gdowdy@semissourian.com or gyoast@semissourian.com.

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