Mystikaleidoscopes

Colorful Horoscopes

WARNING: It is not recommended that you plan your life around these horoscopes, but we do hope you find them amusing.

ARIES (Mar.23-Apr.19)

You have something to get off your chest, but sometimes the method of communication is much more fun than the actual message. It's in your best interest right now to survey the possibilities instead of floating around without purpose. If you're paying attention, the next time around you might see something worth keeping. New ideas come and go, but the process is what's important. Make sure you have a solid theory in mind before you do any more experiments.

TAURUS (Apr.20-May.20)

Just because you're upset doesn't mean that the whole world has to know what kind of mood you're in, Taurus. You will be glad you found a way to deal with your own your feelings without putting them on parade. After a few deep breaths and a new perspective, you will feel more relaxed. It may take forever to do the simplest things, but when that strong-willed Bull attitude kicks into high gear you're sure to do them right.

GEMINI (May.21-Jun.20)

Don't get caught up in materialistic things, because it will backfire on you when you least expect it. You have inner battles you need to settle with yourself. You know by now not to judge a book by its cover, but you can't count on all of the people you know to have the same open-minded attitude. For intellectuals who are looking to spread their wisdom, it doesn't get any better than this.

CANCER (Jun.21-Jul.22) - Make a conscious decision to think of things with a more positive attitude, Cancer. You wake up to a special day, although it may not seem that way at first. Each problem you solve gives you more insight to the world. Use challenges as opportunities to make yourself stronger. While the moon moves through the sign of Gemini, you feel more carefree and creative. Use this time wisely.

LEO (Jul.23-Aug.22)

Your mind is in full flight, but your body won't move an inch until you so command it. You've got a million ideas racing through your head, but they won't do any good until you say them out loud or bounce them off someone else. Forget about the negativity you've encountered in the recent past, Leo -- yesterday's trouble only planted the seeds for today's success. When you're finally ready to unveil your final product they'll still be talking about it for weeks to come.

VIRGO (Aug.23-Sep.22)

You'll never know what might have been until you try to obtain it, Virgo. When the Moon is in Gemini, the thrill of potential leads you on a merry chase, leading you from one hiding place to the next. If you want to know the whole truth, you must be sure to scrutinize every little detail. Sometimes the mystery provides clues by what it omits, not by what is glaringly obvious. You need teammates beside you now, not pessimists -- don't spend too much time with those who don't understand you goals and missions.

LIBRA (Sep.23-Oct.22)

Yesterday's good times catch up with you too soon. Don't spend too much time thinking about what you might have done differently -- there's nothing you can do to change the past. When the Moon is in Gemini, brain and body have a difficult time competing at their usual intense pace. Cancel your plans for the afternoon and spend some time alone. You might feel a little fragile and need to relax doing the things that make you feel the best.

SCORPIO (Oct.23-Nov.21)

You should have checked the rules and regulations before you proceeded, but now it's too late. Unfortunately, the un-expecting soon receive a rude lesson in wisdom. As soon as you flash your valuables in public, someone will always try to take them away from you. Stay indoors if you feel that the stars are out to get you, Scorpio. If you have to go out, make sure you are aware of who is behind you, and look both ways before you cross the street.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22-Dec.21)

You have to bust out of what you think is normal and get a new perspective to understand what is going on around you. Try to understand others opinions. Many people trying to solve the same problem make for a creative atmosphere. Be bold and take some chances. If you are a Sagittarius who loves to challenge life, this is going to be a day that you will remember for a long, long time.

CAPRICORN (Dec.22-Jan.19)

Someone is going to try to smother you with their opinions, which you could really do without. The more others talk about ridiculous, trivial matters, the more you want them to shut up. This is a good time to test your stress management skills, Capricorn. You will be able to smile freely if you don't let these people cloud your head with their whining. You know what really matters.

AQUARIUS (Jan.20 -Feb.18)

Aquarians use time to their advantage. You don't need to have solid plans, you just do what comes naturally in due time. You will be attracted to someone's thoughts and intellect instead of their physical features. Lust and creativity wear different faces even though they come from the same source. Whatever your body does, remember that your brain is still the boss. If the answer to your first proposition is 'no,' move on to the next possibility.

PISCES (Feb.19-Mar.20)

You're in the same room as everyone else, but you don't seem to see or hear the same things they do. Feeling like the outsider is enough to make you ready to leave long before others are ready to let you go, but certain goals must be accomplished while the group is still together. You might not be able to find a good reason to stay, but there aren't enough good ones to leave, either. Give yourself credit for having patience, but don't be so unsure of yourself. Confidence makes all the difference.