Everybody's a critic - 'The Scorpion King'

No stars

I really tried to roll with this movie but it was impossible. There has to be an audience for this stuff, but it wasn't in the theater with me (thank goodness). I didn't see one WWF T-shirt.

I've always wanted to go to a pro rasslin' event and hold a sign up that said BORING. That is what this movie is. If I'd had a folding chair I would have thrown it at the screen. I saw at least 1,000 people get killed in this movie and not one drop of blood. If that wasn't fake enough, someone actually told Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, he could act. Act like what, some big dope in a Conan outfit?

The PG-13 rating is an example of the garbage being marketed to kids. Spend an hour and a half waxing the cat or rearranging your underwear drawer, but don't waste your time at this movie.

-- Dan Braswell, utility worker