Baaad Poetry Contest

These are just a few of the submissions that we received. We know you can do better (or worse)!

Highschool Clash

Shattered world of hurt and pain

A battlefield fought on but no bloodstain

Swords of mind and bullets of hate

A torn and mangled body suffers a horrid fate.

Words clash as emotions thunder.

Bystanders gaze in amusement and wonder.

Wars everyday fought by fist and curse

Allies in battle fear nothing and are now immersed.

There can be no winner nor loser.

The weak are the beggers and can never be the choosers.

Sucky Poem

This poem sucks.

This is a sucky poem.

I am a sucky poet.

Hell, I am not even a poet.

I am not sure this is even a poem.

This poem sucks.

There is no rhyme.

There is no rhythm.

As a poet, I suck.

This poem suck, no, it reeks.

God..... This poem suck

Elvis Haiku

>My guitar becomes pelvic,

>Strung loose throat to hip.

>ThankyouThankyouverymuch.

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Little Hick Town

Snot,snot,bugers & rot

Kick the can and tie the knot

Livin in the ol country

Tippin cows & peein on trees

Shoppin at the big wal-marts

Eatin wings and lightin farts

Drinkin beer & cruzin around

This is life in a little hick town.

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My Pet Rabbit

I once brought my rabbit to show and tell

my classmate Mitchell thought it was swell

On the bus ride home he wanted a chance

to take care of bunny; I haven't seen it since

Mitch better have my bunny

All I can do now is stare at bunny's burrow.

We traded; I'm taking care of Mitch's Dad's burro,

it's a mascot for Mitch's Dad's baseball games

And it knows lots of tricks, but it isn't the same.

Mitch better have my bunny

or I'll pop that cap off his ass.