Caroline Simpson
FeaturesOctober 8, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: NEVER TOO OLD TO BE A PARROT HEADSeveral years ago when I heard Jimmy Buffett sing the words, "Mother, Mother Ocean, I have heard your call," I knew I had heard the person with the words that could transport me to the ocean in my mind when I can't go there physically. To this day when I'm too far ...NewsOctober 7, 1995
EARLY DETECTION THE KEY TO BREAST CANCER SURVIVALIn a breast self-exam six years ago, Mary Lynch of Scott City found what many women fear most, a lump. The mass was cancerous and Lynch subsequently had a mastectomy. Four years ago, Judi Eaker of Chaffee went for her annual mammogram and a suspicious spot was foun...FeaturesOctober 1, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: DIRGE FOR WINTEREveryone is entitled to one grouchy day a year. My day to be in a sulky mood from the time I get up until the time I go to bed is Sept. 23, the autumnal equinox. This day is scientifically explained as the point at which the ecliptic intersects the celestial equato...FeaturesSeptember 24, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: `TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD' - A FAMILY TRADITION"Maycomb was an old town, but it was a tired old town when I first knew it. In rainy weather the streets turned to red slop; grass grew on the sidewalks, the courthouse sagged in the square. Somehow, it was hotter then: a black dog suffered on a summer's day. Men's...FeaturesSeptember 17, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: CHILLING OUT ON BEAR ISLANDI had two unforgettable experiences last weekend. I was a tourist in New Hampshire and a guest at an island wedding. The function was on Bear Island on Lake Winnipesaukee in Meredith, New Hampshire. The bride happened to be my Alabama cousin who now lives in Washin...FeaturesSeptember 10, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: EXPERIENCED REPAIR PERSON SEEKS BROKEN LAWN MOWERSHave you ever had a Bad Hair Day combined with a Bad Car Day and a Bad Lawnmower Day? Last Saturday was a Triple Whammy Day for me. It all started when I walked outside in the morning and beheld a wondrous day with a delightfully cool temperature of 90 instead 100....FeaturesAugust 27, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: WASHDAY EVERYDAYThere are those who worry about having a wreck while wearing dirty underwear. I worry about having a wreck while dirty laundry is in the laundry basket. The accumulation of laundry in that basket just drives me up a wall. Since there is a name for every other irrat...FeaturesAugust 20, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: NEWS OF THE NINETIESThis weekend I entered a time warp as I went on a road trip with four Generation-X females, two of whom were my daughters. We went to the beach, reveled in the sun 'n' sand, discussed everything from males to the meaning of life and just generally hung loose...FeaturesAugust 13, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: DRIVING MR. BOULWARESome men think some women can drive well sometime and some men think no woman can drive well anytime. This woman finds it impossible to please Boulware's driving thoughts at this time. I think it has something to do with the fact that Boulware is forced to ride in ...FeaturesAugust 6, 1995
CAROLINE'S CORNER: FREEDOM FROM FAMILY VALUESThe politically correct term to use today is "family values." Just by using the phrase, you will get the vote of most electors, be in the good graces of most grandmothers and be the choice of your girlfriend's father for his little girl's mate for life...Advertisement
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