MISSOURIANA BY STAPLETON

Secretary of State Moriarty says she didn't know bids were necessary if individual purchases were below $1,000. Judi thought the state bought paper clips in lots of $999.99.

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House Speaker Bob Griffin claims he was dealing with a casino company as a lawyer representing his client, not as a powerful legislator. That explains why he's often seen wearing two hats.

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With television reruns so prevalent this summer, the only live drama Missourians have been able to watch recently is anguished state officials angrily denying the latest criminal charges.

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Bill CLinton has learned that difference between a political rally and life in Washington is the same as the difference between a cheer and a jeer.

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Between the obstacles facing President Clinton and Gov. Carnahan, it appears as if uninsured families will have to wait almost as long as if they were already in a doctor's office.

Jack Stapleton

Missouri News and Editorial Service