About the only way William Kennedy Smith can hope to get an unprejudiced jury in his Florida rape case is to change his name to John Doe.
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Members of the U.S. Senate vote themselves a 22 percent pay raise and approve a ban against speaking fees. When it comes to a salary hikes for Congress, senators would do better to limit the speeches of incensed taxpayers.
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Secretary of State James Baker is leading an effort to find peace in the Middle East. Maybe he should sign-up Saddam Hussein first.
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If Judge Clarence Thomas wins confirmation, maybe the Supreme Court can finally organize a basketball team in Washington's senior citizen league.
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You're getting older if you can remember when the higher you got in Missouri politics, the lower the number on your state license plate became.
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