MISSOURIANA

Missouri football coach Bob Stull made a pretty good exchange the other day when he traded his mustache (shaved off after the Kansas win) for another year at Columbia.

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President-elect Bill Clinton is calling numerous political analysts to Little Rock to help him plan his new administration. So where's Jay Leno?

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The latest unemployment report shows another increase in state and national joblessness, but just wait until January when all those Republicans begin clocking out of Jefferson City.

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Civic leaders in St. Louis say they may ask the rest of the state to help finance their new rapid transit system. Couldn't they just use our share of the new football stadium?

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The director of the Missouri State Museum says he's looking for new and important historic exhibits. How about Morris Kessler's briefcase?

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Gennifer Flowers says she expects Bill Clinton to call her any day now. Reportedly she's right below Rush Limbaugh on the list Clinton plans to telephone.

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If President-elect Clinton plans to reduce the federal deficit, he'd better get Hillary started on those chocolate chip cookies and his cat Socks on a best-seller.