I think it's a shame a downright disgrace.
I got them dang wrinkles all over my face.
My hair's getting gray, all falling out.
But I felt pretty good till I got the gout.
My shoulder is aching -- or is it my back?
It changes so often, I sometimes lose track.
But all in all, let me tell you my friend,
I feel pretty good for the shape I'm in.
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