You Are Not In College Anymore If

You're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.

Beers at lunch get you reprimanded.

College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up.

The four food groups are no longer beer, pizza, chips and cereal.

It's 'getting late' when it's 9:30 p.m.

Three words: Student Loan Payments.

THEN, discussing with your friends: GPA's, spring break plans, and tonsil hockey; NOW: mutual funds, interest rates, and wedding plans.

Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.

Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.

Sneakers are now 'weekend shoes'.

Your salary is less than your tuition.

Your potted plants stay alive.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.

You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.

You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.