Off! the Wall 8-Ball

1. Do they have security alarms at Christian book stores?

Answer: Outlook not so good.

2. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Answer: My reply is no.

3. Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

Answer: You may rely on it.

4. Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

5. Are marbles made of marble?

Answer: Cannot predict now.

6. Can you get cornered in a round room?

Answer: Yes, definitely.

7. Is Elvis Presley really dead?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

8. Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark?

Answer: Signs point to yes.

9. Can bald men get lice?

Answer: Most likely.

10. Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?

Answer: Better not tell you now.

Do you have some questions to ask the Off! The Wall 8-Ball? If so, email them to gdowdy@semissourian.com or bparker@semissourian.com.