Baaad Poetry Contest winners

First place

Little Hick Town

Snot,snot,bugers & rot

Kick the can and tie the knot

Livin in the ol country

Tippin cows & peein on trees

Shoppin at the big wal-marts

Eatin wings and lightin farts

Drinkin beer & cruzin around

This is life in a little hick town. -- by Chari Rothrock

Second place

My Pet Rabbit

I once brought my rabbit to show and tell

my classmate Mitchell thought it was swell

On the bus ride home he wanted a chance

to take care of bunny; I haven't seen it since

Mitch better have my bunny

All I can do now is stare at bunny's burrow.

We traded; I'm taking care of Mitch's Dad's burro,

it's a mascot for Mitch's Dad's baseball games

And it knows lots of tricks, but it isn't the same.

Mitch better have my bunny

or I'll pop that cap off his ass.

-- by Greg Levrault

Third place

Elvis Haiku

My guitar becomes pelvic,

Strung loose throat to hip.

ThankyouThankyouverymuch.

-- by Susan Swartwout