New at the theaters
Starring Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, Til Schweiger, Hanna Verboom, Jean Reno, and Edwin Alofs. Deuce Bigalow heads to Amsterdam to bail out his ex-pimp, T.J. Hicks, who's being blamed for the murders of some of Europe's most well-known gigolos. Of course, in the process, he finds himself dealing with a whole new bunch of freakish clients. Rated R for pervasive strong crude sexual content and humor, language, nudity and drug content, running time 75 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, Andre Benjamin, and Garrett Hedlund. Four brothers set out to avenge the murder of their mother, which they suspect may not have been the convenience-store robbery it looked like. Rated R for violence, language and some sexual content, running time 102 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Kate Hudson, Gena Rowlands, John Hurt, Peter Sarsgaard, Joy Bryant, and Maxine Barnett. Caroline takes a job as a live-in nurse caring for the sick husband of an elderly woman at their run-down mansion outside of New Orleans. She begins to explore the house using a skeleton key that unlocks every door and uncovers a terrible secret in the attic. Rated PG-13 for violence, disturbing images, some partial nudity and thematic material, running time 104 minutes. (Town Plaza Cinema)
Starring Billy Bob Thornton, Greg Kinnear and Marcia Gay Harden. After a lawsuit forces Little League teams to accept all players regardless of ability, a surly baseball coach turns a team of misfits into unlikely title contenders. Rated PG-13 for rude behavior, language throughout, some sexuality and thematic elements, running time 115 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Jessica Simpson, Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Burt Reynolds and Willie Nelson. This update of the old TV series finds Bo and Luke Duke and their cousin Daisy running moonshine in order to save the family farm from Hazzard County's commissioner, Boss Hogg. Rated PG-13 for sexual content, crude and drug-related humor, language and comic action violence, running time 105 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Morgan Freeman narrates the story of thousands of Antarctic penguins who march across the frozen wasteland in order to mate É and find true love. Rated G, running time 80 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Diane Lane, John Cusack and Elizabeth Perkins. After a bad breakup, Sarah Hurlihy swears off men, but her sister puts Sarah's profile on a dating Web site, saying that all respondents "must love dogs." But Sarah doesn't even have a dog herself! When a hot dog-owner replies, Sarah borrows her bro's canine to cover up the lie. Rated PG-13 for sexual content, running time 100 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Kurt Russell, Kelly Preston and Michael Angarano. In a world where superheroes are common, Jeremy, the son of Commander Stronghold and Jetstream, attends a high school for superteens. But Jeremy is the only one without a superpower. Rated PG for action violence and some mild language, running time 100 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel and Jamie Foxx. Three elite pilots take to the skies to defeat an artificially intelligent drone fighter that's gone totally nuts after being hit by lightning. Rated PG-13 for intense action, some violence, brief strong language and innuendo, running time 120 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Miranda Otto, Justin Chatwin, and Tim Robbins. This Steven Spielberg-directed adaptation of the H.G. Wells story follows a deadbeat dad whose attempts at reconciling with his wife and child are interrupted by an alien invasion. Rated PG-13 for frightening scenes of sci-fi violence and disturbing images, running time 116 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
Starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn and Rachel McAdams. Two partying dudes crash weddings to meet girls. But things get complicated when one of them falls for a bridesmaid. Rated R for sexual content, nudity and language, running time 119 minutes. (Cape West Cine)
-- From staff reports
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