Brad Hollerbach is the Director of Information Technology for the Southeast Missourian. His opinions are his own and do not reflect those of the newspaper or its editorial board. He writes this blog primarily for his own amusement and to parody the absurdities of the world we live in. He lives with his wife and two cats that don't really care for one another in Cape.

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Posted Monday, September 26, 2016, at 12:00 PM

I have never looked so forward to watching a Presidential Debate as I am for this evening's 90 minute throw-down between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, the two most despised candidates to ever run for that office.

At our house, the beer is cold and the popcorn is ready, but we were missing a drinking game. Here's a start, but suggestions and additions are welcome.

1 Drink
Clinton wears a pantsuit.
Trump wears a red tie.
Trump says "Yuge."
Trumps mentions Benghazi, the wall or Hillary's email scandal.

2 Drinks
Trump wears a pantsuit.
Clinton wears a red tie.
Trump says "Lyin' Hillary" or "Crooked Hillary."

3 Drinks
Hillary says "Yuge."
Trump refers to some part of his anatomy.
Either candidate does a one armed pushup.

4 Drinks
Bernie Sanders streaks across the stage.

Chug Everything In Sight
Hillary whips out a flash drive with all her missing emails and says, "Oopsies!"
Trump uses the phrase "your people" while talking to the moderator, Lester Holt.

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