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The Irony Of It All
Brad Hollerbach

What Would Jesus Drive?

Posted Tuesday, February 8, 2011, at 12:00 AM

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  • Well, since Jesus' last name is Christ and Chrysler is the most similar to his name I bet he would drive a Chrysler.

    -- Posted by SouthernHusker on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 8:38 AM
  • he wouldnt drive nothing.he would just walk to show all these lard a--es how to lose weight!!!

    -- Posted by gussedup on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 10:46 AM
  • Since The Jesus taught his disciples how to live, including mundane matters, he must have driven a Honda...they rushed with one accord Acts 19:29 (KJV)

    Brad, could that have just been someone named Jesus, pronounced Hay-soos south of the border? Jesus is obviously not a unique name, even back when...

    -- Posted by Maynard on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 1:39 PM
  • I suppose it is possible that a hay-soos was driving this truck, Maynard.

    This wasn't an actual license plate by the way. No state listed, no tags, and the type was in a serif font rather than the san serif that is common.

    Thanks for reading.

    -- Posted by Brad_Hollerbach on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 1:56 PM
  • Jesus would drive a Porsche 911 Carrera GTS. He would gat every sinners' immediate and undistracted attention. The Buick folks attention he already has.

    -- Posted by voyager on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 2:19 PM
  • Probably a Buick Lacrosse.

    -- Posted by Professor_Bubba on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 9:23 PM
  • Or an Infiniti...

    -- Posted by Professor_Bubba on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 9:24 PM
  • Or a Kia Soul?

    -- Posted by Professor_Bubba on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 9:24 PM
  • Haha Professor B.

    TFR

    -- Posted by Brad_Hollerbach on Tue, Feb 8, 2011, at 9:48 PM
  • possibly something humbling and environmentally safe...a bicycle or moped....

    -- Posted by ojannod on Wed, Feb 9, 2011, at 1:17 AM
  • what's TFR?

    -- Posted by bluejay2003 on Wed, Feb 9, 2011, at 11:04 PM
  • I attend quite a few biker rallies, and I always see him there (or at least a guy that looks like him laying hands upon the sinner women flashing their boobs).

    He rides a Harley.

    -- Posted by FreedomFadingFast on Thu, Feb 10, 2011, at 9:51 AM
  • Didn't Jesus set the precedent for vehicle choice when he rode in on Palm Sunday seated on the 1995 Honda Civic of the day. . . a secondhand donkey? And I think it was just a rental. No gilded chariot or splendid show horse. So Jesus probably wouldn't bother with his own license, registration and proof of insurance. Instead, YOU would be hauling him around in your mid-90's, economy model Honda or Toyota. As a bonus, he might even turn water into gasoline for you!

    -- Posted by b_ellefson on Fri, Feb 24, 2012, at 6:59 PM