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Google Search Engine Flaw Needs Fixed
As I have noted in a previous blog, one of the reasons I've decided to put the figurative pen-to-paper is to correct what is obviously some flaw in the Google Search Engine.
Prior to last week, when you Googled "Brad Hollerbach," a measly 26 results was all that showed up.
I figured that this couldn't be right. That there must be some bug in the Google Search Engine programming that was overlooking artifacts on the internet that contained my name. It didn't matter that I haven't really actually published anything on the internet prior to this blog. There just should have been more than 26 results.
I supposed it also doesn't help that the only other "Brad Hollerbach" in the country - he lives in California and is a couple years older than me -- doesn't appear to be too active on the internet.
So I guess if I want to boost the Google Search Results for my name, I'm gonna have to do it myself.
I feel that if "Rush Limbaugh" can rack up almost 4.7 million search results on Google, so can I!
But what I can't figure out is how "Ghenghis Khan" has managed to generate 1,970,000 GSRs. The guy has been dead 800 years and he still dwarfs me in search results! Even the misspelling of his name has 102,000 GSRs! Considering how much he traveled, I wonder which cellular internet company he used? I'm kind of partial to Verizon, but I don't know if they have any service in Mongolia.
Anyhow, I realize this is going to take a little time. Rush didn't get his 4.6 million GSRs overnight. Plus I'm sure he has a staff of minions dedicated to boosting his GSRs on a daily basis. I don't have a staff, just me. So I figure it will take me through the end of the year to get up to the Rush level of search results. Possibly January.
And so, to make the tracking of my progress a little easier, I've created a handy chart to compare my progress against others. Hopefully, they don't catch wind that I'm trying to boost my Google Search Results or they might start blogging too.
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