The Irony Of It All
Brad Hollerbach is the Director of Information Technology for the Southeast Missourian. His opinions are his own and do not reflect those of the newspaper or its editorial board.
He writes this blog primarily for his own amusement and to parody the absurdities of the world we live in. He lives with his wife and two cats that don't really care for one another in Cape.
Archives
- Cape Rolling Out Bloomfield Road Art Trail (8/21/19)1
- Donors Pledge Almost Two Grand To Replace SEMO's Possibly Sentient ‘Gum Tree' (8/16/18)
- SEMO and The Will To (Become A Consultant) – Part 2 (6/14/18)
- SEMO and The Will To Do (You Really Want To See That Legal Notice?) – Part 1 (6/4/18)
- Judge, Jury... Trashman (6/1/18)
- Diary of Cape Girardeau Road Deconstruction (5/11/18)
- Trying To Save A Tree From City “Improvements” (4/30/18)2
- Eggs-asperated: A Topic Made For Twitter (1/24/17)1
- Presidential Debate Drinking Game (9/26/16)
- The REAL Reason The Attorney General Is Trying To Close Down Safe Harbor... (4/2/15)
- An Even Better Location For The University... (3/19/15)3
- The Center for Mass Mediaocrity (2/4/15)1
- <u>'Gone Girl' Cat-astrophe</u><br>Giving Credit Where Credit Is Doo(Doo) (12/30/14)2
- Amazing Restrooms! (9/16/14)7
- Cape Schools To Spend $16 million <br>On Dress Code Colorimeters (7/31/14)10
- Latest "Gone Girl" Movie Trailer Deconstructed; <BR>Cape Locations Appear In Around 50 Seconds (7/7/14)4
- Old Federal Building Has A Parking Perk (5/28/14)3
- America's Got Crisis! (5/14/14)1
- The Actual Cost of Charter's $7-A-Month Cable Boxes (4/23/14)11
- "Gone Girl" Movie Trailer Deconstructed;<br>Cape Locations Appear In Almost 30 Percent (4/14/14)9
- One Neighbor's Trash Is A Squirrel's Treasure (4/10/14)
- Where Exactly Are Those 325 Bicycle Racks? (4/2/14)1
- When Honey Boo Boo Becomes A Medical Necessity (3/12/14)1
- Repercussions From Dealing With A Newspaper Thief (12/26/13)1
- A Brief Interview With The William Street Traffic Analyst (12/20/13)1
- The Back Story For My 'Gone Girl' Character (10/23/13)4
- 'Gone Girl' Filming Inspires Local Workout Class (10/9/13)2
- 'Gone Girl' Book Boners (10/2/13)7
- The Stain (9/25/13)3
- Cape School District May Issue <br>Athletic Supporters To K Thru 12 (9/18/13)3
- Cape To Deputize Jehovah Witnesses <br>To Enforce Nuisance Ordinance (9/11/13)14
- <i>Gone Girl</i> A Hoax, <i>Argo 2</i> Actually Being Made (9/5/13)3
- New Police Station Ideal Use Of 'Tourist Tax' (7/11/13)
- Sinkholes Could Help The City (6/26/13)
- University Demolition Is Just Part Of Its Nature (5/14/13)2
- City Has Perfect Place for Ferret Park (5/8/13)7
- Interview with a Deer (2/13/13)2
- City To Hire 20 People To Use Sidewalks (2/6/13)11
- How I Spent The End Of The World (12/21/12)1
- Which Candidate Is To Blame For Hurricane Sandy? (10/29/12)5
- Ban Scooters and Other 'Gateway' Vehicles (10/23/12)4
- Boosting Revenue (10/17/12)3
- Barkie The Dog (10/8/12)5
- Where Do Retired Fire Trucks Go On Vacation? (10/1/12)3
- Burning Down The House (9/25/12)2
- Doctor, May I Have Some Tide? (4/10/12)
- <U>Nuclear Puffs?</U><br> Radioactive Tissue Boxes Point To Conspiracy (1/16/12)1
- Now Where Were We? (12/21/11)10
- My Next TV (5/25/11)13
- News Of The Not (5/17/11)6
- For Whom The Road Tolls, It Tolls For Thee, Armadillo! (5/10/11)9
- Cairo Can Be Added To Corp Playbook in 2046 (5/6/11)19
- Hail Hail The Dents Are All Here! (4/20/11)6
- Fancy Some Cheese With That Cat Food? (4/18/11)6
- Idiot, 'Accident' or New City Financing Method? (4/12/11)6
- No Smoking? How About Adults Only. (4/6/11)15
- How To Beat The Upcoming Smoking Ban (4/1/11)8
- Proposed Ban A Matter Of Choice, Period. (3/30/11)17
- Maybe Buick Drivers Aren't To Blame (3/18/11)9
- The Call of the Mulch (3/16/11)12
- Broadening Broadway (3/14/11)12
- Curse of the Closet Ballet Dancer (3/10/11)8
- Anti-Tenure Bill Doesn't Go Far Enough (3/4/11)25
- NO LOTERING (3/2/11)2
- Gambling on Electric Dinosaurs (2/15/11)6
- What Would Jesus Drive? (2/8/11)18
- The Joy of Tape Gunning (2/1/11)4
- Bird-Brained Buying Blunder (1/26/11)8
- Big Billboard Baby Needs New Hat (1/19/11)16
- Decennial Key Ring Cleaning (1/17/11)5
- 'Heads I Vote Yes, Tails I Vote No.' (1/14/11)9
- Weirdest Google Search Ever (1/11/11)7
- No Shame In Not Being A 'Car Guy' (1/4/11)8
- Lack Of Styrofoam Recycling Makes No Sense (12/28/10)18
- Vandal Gives Advice With Stop Sign Message (12/23/10)6
- State Guilty Of Due Negligence (12/21/10)11
- No More S'mores! (12/16/10)6
- Spama-Not (12/13/10)8
- Auctioning Off The Queen's Undies (12/9/10)6
- Proposed Ordinance Inspires A New Smoker (12/7/10)11
- Cape Casino Already Paying Off (12/3/10)3
- Is Houck Stadium Too Small To Host Playoff Games? (12/1/10)11
- Wishing I Was Paid In Gold (11/29/10)3
- Wheel and Quentin, R.I.P. (11/24/10)6
- Ticked Off At Modern Technology (11/18/10)8
- Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man... Leaves (11/16/10)4
- What To Do With Chickens Gone Wild (11/12/10)10
- Unpacking A Wuss-mas Tree (11/10/10)3
- Mad As Hell And... Oh, Never Mind (11/4/10)6
- A Time And Place For Dancing (11/2/10)3
- Chicken Split: Cape Poultry Issue Divisive (10/27/10)4
- Monkeying With Man Land (10/25/10)6
- Chickens The Entry-Level 'Drug' To Livestock Hoarding (10/21/10)19
- Casino Dollars and Sense (10/19/10)11
- The Parties Attempt To Meet (10/15/10)4
- Is Kissing The Next 'Blood Sport' That Needs Regulating? (10/13/10)8
- Suggestions For Your Class Reunion (10/12/10)13
- Pricing The Parts For Paralyzed Pressure Washer (10/5/10)5
- Quarry Operator Options Casino Site (10/1/10)2
- Cable TV Outrage (9/29/10)5
- The Anti-Bearable Fightness of Zucchini (9/27/10)9
- WereAmish Only Thing To Fear Visiting 'The Simple Life' (9/22/10)5
- Life's Balance (9/20/10)8
- SEMO Fair Announces 2011 Ticket Policy, Entertainers (9/17/10)9
- Fair Appears To Violate Its Own Ticket Policy (9/16/10)12
- 'Have A Good Evening.' (9/14/10)12
- Golf Improvement Instructions Need Improvement (9/7/10)1
- 'Doing a Sally' (9/2/10)7
- University Vandal Might Be On To Something (8/30/10)8
- A Convenient Time To Catch Up On Correspondence (8/27/10)12
- Remembering Wally (8/24/10)4
- Signature Irrelevant (8/23/10)5
- Local Churches Could Use A Casino (8/19/10)6
- How To Use The Passing Lane (8/17/10)15
- Shouldn't Baristas Be Really, Really, <U>Really</U> Fast? (8/13/10)4
- <U><small>No Statue Left Behind</small></U><BR>How Not To Be A Good Republican (8/10/10)4
- City Has Not Forsaken Mosquito Spraying (8/5/10)5
- What Kind of 'Tats' Does The Independent Party Use? (7/30/10)5
- News Of Neighborhood Thefts Getting Personal (7/28/10)6
- The Re-Hash (7/23/10)5
- Political Signage Violating Cape's Littlest 'Park' (7/20/10)15
- Traffic An Easy Bet For Any Downtown Casino (7/16/10)7
- Anti-Casino Petition Possibly A Moot Point (7/14/10)10
- How Bad Is Cat Food When Ants Won't Even Eat It? (7/12/10)5
- The Never-Ending War (7/9/10)3
- Cape Needs A 21st Century Roundabout (7/7/10)6
- Dearest County Commissioners... (6/28/10)11
- Calling Dibs On The Themis Street Moisture Mystery (6/24/10)5
- New State of Missouri Hours: Alternating Tuesdays (6/22/10)7
- Missouri Considering 'Soft Drink' Tax (6/17/10)11
- Bootheel Higher-Ed Squabble Has Historic Undertones (6/10/10)6
- Tastes Change (6/8/10)8
- Casino Petition Doesn't Go Far Enough, But This One Does (6/3/10)14
- Tape Might Be Answer To Striping Paint Shortage (6/1/10)4
- A Surplus Of Left-Handed Work Gloves (5/28/10)6
- My Deep Hate For Garage Door Safety (5/25/10)13
- TPing In The Good Ol' Days (5/21/10)13
- School Board Members Should Also Bleed Green (5/18/10)6
- KFC 'Honey' Is Not What It Seems (5/12/10)10
- County Deserves A Share In the Casino (5/10/10)2
- Casino A Sure Bet To Attract THEM To Cape (5/7/10)14
- Sidney Raymond Baer (5/5/10)2
- University Should Embrace Long-Time Nickname (4/29/10)13
- A Meeting of Soda Additives Anonymous (4/27/10)12
- Is City Hall A Potential Deathtrap? (4/23/10)4
- A Blog Where I Don't Complain (4/21/10)3
- 'Bazooka Joe' Covertly Corrupting Our Youth (4/19/10)6
- The Fable of Ferris Fox (4/16/10)9
- 'Litter-Bin Lotto' Might Keep Cans From Curb (4/14/10)7
- This Blog Is For The Birds (4/12/10)3
- <U><small>University Budget Crisis Solved!</small></U><BR> Introducing 'Cal-State At San Cape Girardeau' (4/9/10)4
- Logging Reality Shows Have Room For One More (4/7/10)7
- Combining School Districts Could Cause Mascot Mayhem (4/5/10)7
- Upcoming Bond Issue Is All About Preparedness (4/2/10)4
- Paying Down My $32,000,000 Lowe's Charge Card (3/31/10)9
- Getting Rid of Grandpa Franklin (3/29/10)4
- <U><SMALL>Check This Out</SMALL></U><BR> How The U.S. Can Save Billions For Census 2020 (3/26/10)8
- Why I'm Not Voting For The School Bond Proposition (3/24/10)32
- I Could Use A Bond Issue (3/22/10)9
- Census Bureau Letter A Senseless Waste Of Money (3/19/10)12
- <U><small>Naming Rights, Anyone?</small></U><BR>Water Park Will Bleed Red Unless Steps Taken (3/17/10)10
- Magazine 'Free Gift' Leaves Something To Be Desired (3/15/10)5
- Jackson's Water Supply Must Be Drugged (3/12/10)15
- Wiiiiii!!!! How To Make Government Entertaining (3/10/10)4
- I Don't Get 'The Rich' (3/8/10)5
- Perryville Goes 'Old School' With Heating. Almost. (3/5/10)6
- Armstrong Drive Landowners Have Won The Lottery (3/3/10)13
- Beggar Needs Better Manners (3/1/10)12
- Foiled Again By Product Safety Packaging (2/26/10)8
- New Zoning Code <U>Almost</U> Restricts 'Centers of Sin' (2/24/10)10
- Floored by Lowe's and Armstrong (2/22/10)12
- "...the spirit of MOCHA HAGoTDI!" Huh? (2/19/10)4
- Zoning Needs Teeth Or It Is Pointless (2/17/10)6
- Whatever Happened To Quality? (2/15/10)10
- Cape's New Trash Service Needs Mascot & Better Name (2/12/10)9
- You Better Sit Down For This One. Sitting Can Kill You. (2/10/10)9
- 'Glazed Donut Melt' Issue Needs A Federal Grant (2/8/10)17
- Local 'Bicycle Beer Bandit' Has West Coast Rival (2/5/10)10
- Will The Real 'John Cobb' Please Pay His Debts (2/3/10)12
- A Briefly Simple Morning (2/1/10)4
- I Am No Longer A 'Blogger' (1/29/10)12
- 'Dirty Jobs' Host Is As Entertaining As His Show (1/28/10)9
- Putting The Multi-Purpose Back In The Show Me Center (1/27/10)16
- Don't like the Results Then Change the Scale (1/25/10)14
- I Was Wrong About 'Wayfinding' (1/22/10)9
- New Trash Rules Impractical For Parts Of Cape (1/20/10)14
- Are Fat Kids The Reason Cape Schools Need More Room? (1/18/10)16
- An Email From Nicole Brown (1/13/10)6
- Exploding Underpants Not Necessarily A Bad Thing (1/11/10)10
- Big Brother Is Watching Your Waste (1/8/10)11
- Cape Should Host A Midwest New Year's Eve Celebration (1/4/10)7
- Cape Signage Solution At Half The Price (12/30/09)6
- Magazine Closure Signals An End To Editors... Rejoice! (12/21/09)5
- Mayor Candidate May Want To Bone Up On Zoning Code (12/17/09)13
- Meth -- Or Possibly Mentos -- Has Been On My Block (12/15/09)14
- Suggested Cost-Savings To School District's 'Master Plan' (12/10/09)11
- Population Belch Requires $15M for Cape High School? (12/8/09)8
- Don't Sign Me Up For The Bogey-Committee (12/4/09)5
- Ham-Strung: Recession Cuts Across All Walks Of Life (12/2/09)7
- Men & Their Man-Caves Need Their Own Potpourri (11/30/09)13
- Questionable Location of Police, A Huh???!!! Moment (11/27/09)8
- U.S. Should Join The European Union (11/25/09)4
- Authorities Shouldn't Waffle Around With Eggo Shortage (11/23/09)3
- <I><U>Go Fighting Smileys!</U></I><br>Competition Is Bad, At Least It Is For Higher-Ed (11/20/09)1
- Happy Anniversary... And Thanks For Reading (11/18/09)7
- Expiration Date of this Blog: Never (11/16/09)3
- Smoking Bans Don't Go Far Enough (11/13/09)22
- What Could Have Caused SEMO's Power Outrage? (11/11/09)4
- 'Michael Jackson Is Not Dead.' (11/9/09)4
- MASSIVE Cape Mardi Gras Effort To Rival New Orleans (11/5/09)6
- Sobering Up After A Day Of Staining (11/3/09)7
- A Couple Big Idea-ERS About Health Care Reform (10/30/09)7
- An Outhouse Story Not to Pooh-Pooh, <br>Beware Of The Monster Doing No. 2! (10/28/09)4
- Who Would Win If The Football Redhawks<br>Played The Golden Eagles Marching Band? (10/26/09)20
- Mooonure On The Mind (10/22/09)7
- Where The Bloggy Things Are (10/20/09)6
- Call Homeland Security! The Cones Are Gone! (10/16/09)7
- Lost Pet. Brown With Curly Hair. Weighs One Ton. (10/14/09)4
- University Toying With Landmark A Foregone Conclusion (10/12/09)5
- Is 'Stupid' a Pre-Existing Condition? (10/8/09)13
- This Blog Has Annual Economic Impact Of $11,128,026 (10/5/09)15
- Everything Goes Better with Explosives (10/2/09)6
- Proposed Restaurant 'Calorie' Law Bites (9/30/09)13
- What To Do With Trashcans The City Says Are Obsolete? (9/28/09)5
- Cash-Strapped County Inspires 'Clunkers for Cruisers' (9/25/09)7
- St. Louis Needs 'Essential Air Service' (9/23/09)20
- Rice Rehab and Pawn (9/21/09)2
- Is It Wrong To Love My Trashcan? (9/18/09)10
- SEMO and TRCC: When BFFs Break-Up (9/16/09)10
- How to Write a Blog In FOUR EASY STEPS! (9/14/09)5
- I'm Starting To Hate My Bank (9/10/09)17
- <U>Bicycle Beer Bandit 2?</U><BR> Passion Makes A Man Do Stupid Things (9/8/09)7
- Roadwork Season Hopefully Nearing An End (9/4/09)2
- How Can I Be President Obama's FaceBook 'Friend'? (9/2/09)5
- Just Where The Heck Is <U>THE</U> Meth Capital? (8/31/09)12
- If A Tree Falls On William, Does It Have Right Of Way? (8/28/09)7
- Larry The Legal Leprechaun (8/26/09)13
- 'Crop Circle' In Lawn Suggests Alien Invasion (8/24/09)17
- Tanks For The Memories. Gas Station Has Swan Song. (8/21/09)6
- SEMO Fair Should Hold Bicycle Beer Bandit Races (8/19/09)15
- University Embraces NCAA Penalties, <br>Introduces Assistant Mascot 'Nellie' (8/17/09)4
- The HPLoCG Needs Some Of Cape's Slushy Money (8/14/09)7
- The Forecast Calls For.... A Tsunami???? (8/12/09)9
- I Really Shouldn't Mock the Bicycle Beer Bandit (8/9/09)9
- Is Commissioner Purcell channeling Comic Colbert? (8/7/09)6
- The Historic Parking Lots of Cape Girardeau (8/5/09)8
- <U>Odds and Ends</U><BR>Indian Park and Tour of Missouri (8/3/09)
- Property Tax Contemplations (7/30/09)24
- <U>'Brats Behaving Badly'</U><BR>Parenting Advice From A Non-Parent (7/28/09)37
- Are The Wymans Too Big To Fail? (7/24/09)24
- Tour of Missouri Bike Race Needs More Challenges (7/22/09)9
- It's Tough To Legislate Ugly (7/20/09)6
- The Canadians Are Coming! The Canadians Are Coming! (7/17/09)5
- <U>A Sign Of The Times</U><br>Loopholes Make This Country Great (7/15/09)12
- <U>Money Magazine List</U><BR> Jackson is Number 59, Cape a 'Contender' (7/14/09)14
- Other Potential Culprits In Library Break-ins (7/13/09)5
- <U>Boom Goes The Fireworks!</U><BR>Once Upon A Time In A Town Named Jackson (7/10/09)22
- Why Did The Library Have $2700 On Hand? (7/9/09)19
- By Golly, There Are Homeless in Cape! (7/8/09)17
- <U>Biltmore or Bust</U><br> A Road Trip To Asheville, North Carolina (7/6/09)18
- <U>Fixing the World - Part 1 </U><BR>Stop Mowing The Roadsides (6/24/09)14
- <U>'Annie' on the South Lawn?</U><BR> Press Release Suggests Obama Will Put On Musical (6/22/09)3
- <I><U>Tech Testing Tuesday </U></I><Br>Can You Order A Papa John's Pizza 3 Weeks In Advance? (6/19/09)16
- Sentient buildings on Broadway?<br> Well, that's one explanation. (6/18/09)4
- <U>Tourist Attraction?</U><br> Reggie's Positive Spin on a Downtown Homeless Shelter (6/17/09)5
- Buying a Gas Grill For The First Time (6/15/09)13
- <U>Local Homeless or Imports?</U><BR>Eddie's Cape Girardeau Aptitude Test Will Find Out (6/10/09)16
- How Much Does A Portable Planetarium & Dome Cost? (6/8/09)1
- Water Park A Better Fit For Downtown (6/5/09)5
- <U>De-Beautifying Downtown</U> <br>Are Homeless Fears Paving the Way? (6/2/09)5
- 'Homeless' Could Use Better Marketing (6/1/09)3
- Suggestions For New Cape Slogans (5/26/09)32
- Dirnberger House Redux (5/22/09)2
- Temptation and Location (5/20/09)13
- Would You Buy A Pregnancy Test For a Buck? (5/18/09)11
- Cape's "Turning Tale" Slogan Could Be Worse (5/15/09)8
- <U>Cage Match, Anyone?</U> <BR>How About The Mayor Versus Reverend Rice (5/13/09)2
- I Wish I Drove A BullDozer (5/11/09)5
- Fresh Thoughts On Old Blogs (5/8/09)
- Local Business Signage Can Be Amusing (5/6/09)4
- Is "Technology Village" A Good Name <br>For SEMO Business Development? (5/4/09)3
- <U>NEW FOUND VIDEO JUST ADDED!!!</U><br>Murray McOinkers Takes Exception To 'Swine Flu' (4/30/09)5
- The Court of Twitter Is Now in Session (4/29/09)
- <U>Building Beauty</U><br> "Spackling" and "Priming" Your Face? <br>Cosmetics Borrow Construction Terms (4/27/09)5
- Don't Like A Definition? Try a Different Dictionary. (4/24/09)1
- Twitter.com A Real Tweet to Cat (4/22/09)4
- So Where Does That Pepperoni Come From? (4/21/09)7
- Spying On 'What (Other) People Earn' (4/17/09)
- Would You Rather Not Know?<br> Drug Found That Can Erase Memories (4/16/09)5
- 'Personal and Confidential' Mail Is Anything But (4/14/09)5
- MOSERS Bonuses Inspire 'Common Sense' Investing (4/10/09)
- Dear Doofus...<br> In The Camaro On Route K (4/8/09)14
- Are SEMO Parking Lots Violating City Zoning? (4/6/09)9
- 'Great Lakes Airlines' Has Interesting Advertising (4/3/09)1
- CGHS Needs A Theater So Why Not Rent 'Rose' (4/2/09)8
- Gerbil Abortion Pills And <br>Other Out-Of-The-Box Thinking (3/29/09)2
- Do We Really Need To Get The Lead Out? (3/27/09)2
- Take a Gander at This Reason to Be Thankful (3/24/09)2
- <U>Bionic Flipper?</U><br> MODOT Funding Dolphin Construction (3/23/09)
- Wicked Thoughts (3/19/09)7
- <u>The Happy Tax</u><br>Coming Soon From a Government Near You (3/17/09)4
- The Death of Buckwheat The Second (3/16/09)
- <u>Goodbye Sears Tower, HelloÂ… Willis? </u><br>Another Great Name Bites The Dust. <br>Could Southeast Be The Next To Go? (3/13/09)10
- <u>Zoning Double Standards</U><br> What's The Difference Between Current <br>Habitat House and a Manufactured Home? (3/12/09)28
- Approximately 361 Words <br>You Can't Say On This Website (3/11/09)4
- "Torture Music" Not So Bad (3/10/09)1
- <u>Prescription Sudafed??!! </U><br>Attempt by Local Legislators Derailed. This Time. (3/9/09)7
- Burglar-Proofing Your Home with Bert and Ernie (3/6/09)4
- <u>Missouri Legislation I Can Believe In </u><br> <em>HCR 99 -- Saluting the Reese's Peanut Butter Egg</em> (3/5/09)3
- <U>SkyMall Catalog:</U> <br>Where Useless Garbage Goes To Be Sold (3/5/09)8
- Caller ID Best Feature On Phone System (3/3/09)2
- Cape Burglars Strike Close To Home (3/2/09)11
- Sheep Burping Research <br>Headed in Baaaad Direction? (2/27/09)3
- <U>ROBO-CALLS</U><BR> Why The GOP Should Focus More On <BR>A Message Rather Than The Mechanics (2/24/09)4
- <U>Haz-Mat License Optional?</U><br> Old Book Offers Intriguing Tips For the Garden (2/24/09)5
- Did I Mention Flying Great Lakes Airlines? (2/24/09)4
- A Visit to New York City (2/23/09)
- A Reason To Hate the Number "55" (2/20/09)6
- Lights! Camera! Cue the Cialis bathtubs! (2/16/09)1
- <U>Dentistry 101:</U> <br>Don't Clean Your Teeth With A Pressure-Washer (2/16/09)8
- Cash in the 401k! We're moving to Macedonia. (2/16/09)1
- <U>Dear Doofus...</U> <BR>Who Rented "The DaVinci Code" Before Me (2/16/09)7
- Chicken Farms Being Choked By Economy (2/13/09)17
- <U>Ode to the Dirnberger House</U><br><em>15 Years of Observations from Across the Street</em> (2/12/09)12
- Health Insurance Form Letter Deserves "Filing" (2/11/09)5
- Medical diagnosis by way <br>of IPhone? Not for this guy. (2/10/09)1
- <U>Dear Doofus...</U> <BR>In the White Buick at the ATM (2/9/09)20
- Is MODOT Yanking Our Cable? (2/5/09)11
- What did Morley Swingle's Web Page <br> "Advertising" Really Cost the County? (2/5/09)17
- You Should Only Use 100%<br> American-Made Mass Media (2/4/09)16
- University To Raze Broadway Buildings. <br><em> Gee, I Didn't See That One Coming.</em> (2/3/09)16
- <em><u>Dear Doofus...</u></em><br> Letters Regarding The Ice Storm (2/2/09)11
- <u>Sinking Missouri River</u><br> "Erosion" Apparently New <br> Concept For Corp of Engineers (1/30/09)3
- <U>RDSNWST</U><BR>License Plate Redesign Wastes Taxpayer Dollars (1/29/09)5
- <u>TERRORS CASINO & SPA</u><br>What to do with 500 Terrorists? <br>Easy. Hide them in plain sight. (1/27/09)3
- GSR Quest Week #10<br>Brad versus Winter Storm Provisions (1/26/09)2
- For Immediate Release: <br>The World Is Coming to an End. (1/23/09)
- GITMO WITH SEMO <br><br>Cuba Naval Base Perfect Federal <br>Surplus Property For University (1/22/09)4
- TWENTY-ONE BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT: <br>Charter Likely To Declare Bankruptcy (1/21/09)10
- Bored with the Ding-A-Lings? <br>The Final Blog About Adolf Hitler Campbell (1/19/09)
- GSR Quest Week #9 <br>Brad versus Guitar Gods (1/19/09)3
- Piracy Not Just For "Pirates" (1/16/09)
- I Are My Own Proof Reader. (1/14/09)6
- Fourth-time's The Charm? <br>Moving My Wife's Office, One More Time. (1/14/09)8
- So Lisa Barlow Did It. (1/13/09)4
- GSR Quest Week #8 <br>Brad versus "Pearls Before Swine" (1/12/09)
- Is MODOT Being Run By A Kindergartener? (1/9/09)13
- Does a flashlight need an 8 page manual? (1/7/09)1
- Cape Zoning "Ordinances" Suggest <br>Plan for Acquiring Hummer-sized Hot Tub (1/7/09)3
- Professor Predicts U.S. Civil War by This Fall <br><em>Cape Could Become the Canadian Riviera</em> (1/5/09)23
- GSR Quest Week #7 <br>Brad versus Batman Actors (1/5/09)3
- The Second Annual Christmas Running of the Cats (12/26/08)2
- Another visit with the "Parents" <br>of Adolph Hitler Campbell (12/26/08)1
- GSR Quest Week #6 <br>Brad versus Hangover Remedies (12/26/08)
- Church Foreclosures On The Rise<em><br>Hell Expects Surge in Banker Recruits</em> (12/26/08)2
- GSR Quest Week #5 <br>Brad versus <em>A Christmas Story</em> (12/22/08)2
- A Christmas Buffet:<br> Card Photos, My Daddy's & Bell Ringers (12/18/08)2
- Salvation Army Needs To Invest In Missile Guidance System (12/18/08)
- Could Indoor Hunting Be Coming To A Wal-Mart Near You? (12/17/08)2
- Adolph Hitler Campbell? <br><br>Proof That People Should Be <br>Tested Before Having Kids. (12/17/08)6
- Cape County Getting Rid of Dummies; <br>Officials Staying, Books Going (12/15/08)2
- GSR Quest Week #4 <br>Brad versus <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer </em> (12/15/08)
- Howard's Moving After 63 Years. <br> Is North Pacific In Line For A Water Feature? (12/11/08)14
- Blogging World Rocked By Corruption Charges <br> Hollerbach Arrested For Soliciting, Offering Bribes (12/10/08)
- Why I've Never Been A Cow:<br> One Man's Enduring Love of Leather Coats (12/8/08)2
- Harvard's Foundation Might Be a Good Candidate For A Bailout (12/8/08)2
- GSR Quest Week #3 <br> Brad versus Politicians from Missouri (12/8/08)2
- The Joy of Being a Database Troll (12/3/08)
- Do we really need 5 million flagmen? (12/3/08)8
- GPS devices that I could actually use (12/1/08)2
- GSR Quest Continues: <br><em>Brad versus 1970s Cop Shows</em> (11/28/08)1
- Welcome to the Bank of Brad (11/26/08)
- Are 110 counties in Missouri just plain stupid? <br> How the 3-person commission system may have originated. (11/24/08)3
- Artsy Fartsy Mugshot Gets Blown Away (11/21/08)2
- Google Search Engine Flaw Needs Fixed (11/21/08)2
- SEMO Theatre Elitism? (11/20/08)4
- Things I have in common with the Tasmanian Devil (11/18/08)
- DC Travels Part 2 -- Newseum and Arlington (11/18/08)
- DC Travels Part 1 - Kitsch (11/18/08)1
- Welcome to my first blog (11/18/08)2