For your eyes only: Missy Kitty's official relocation report

Friday, August 21, 2015

Notice to readers: Here is Missy Kitty's official report, duly filed with the Humane Society and anyone else she thought might take the time to read it, concerning a recent displacement incident. What you are about to read is not a complaint, but Missy Kitty warns certain humans not to push the envelope too far. Or else.

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