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Where's the Gnome

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Monday, February 2, 2009

The United Way's traveling gnome, How-We Live United, has recently gone missing while promoting Live United around Cape County.

"Everyone at the office is upset with the thought that How-We may never turn up," said Marketing Specialist Nicolette Brennan. "We have checked every location we can think of to find our little buddy and we haven't had any luck."

How-We has been working with United Way for several months as a mascot. The soft-spoken yet photogenic gnome has been all over Cape County during his employment with United Way. How-We has been to Big Brothers Big Sisters, Shivelbine's, Southeast Hospital, and many other businesses.

"We're very worried about How-We being out there in this cold winter weather," said Executive Director Nancy Jernigan, "I just hope that the community will be able to help locate him and get him back to his home away from home."

I have learned that How-We has been hoping his family would soon travel from Gnome Land to come live with him at the wonderful United Way offices. UW hopes that anyone that knows or suspects the gnome's whereabouts will come forward and help this pint-sized advocate return home.

How-We was last seen in the Jackson area at the Senior's Center and local banks. If you have any information please contact United Way at (573)334-9634.

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Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Mr. How-We LIVE UNITED is urged to call 334-9634.

-- Posted by marketing@unitedwayofsemo.org on Tue, Feb 10, 2009, at 3:54 PM

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