Meet Melvin Leroy and his sister Sophie Lane. They're 10 months old. Melvin is long like a basset and Sophie looks a little lab-ish. (We haven't told them they might have different daddies.) Despite their combined weight of 135 lbs., they prefer to sit on the same lap. Their other hobbies include wrestling, soap-eating, dragging me down the sidewalk and stealing TP out of my bathroom vanity to shred all over my backyard.