- Feds ask judge to impose $6.5 million punishment for Cape surgeon (12/7/17)9
- Harbor Freight Tools plans to move ahead with Cape Girardeau store (12/5/17)2
- Former Wimpy's Drive-In owner Freeman Lewis dies (12/9/17)2
- Business Notebook: Yule Log Cabin gets home feel honestly (12/4/17)
- Makeover at the movies: Transformation complete inside Cape theater (12/8/17)4
- Sugarfire Cape barbecue restaurant to open June 2018 (12/7/17)
- Fire displaces family of seven (12/5/17)1
- Fruitland Army veteran spends weeks helping in ravaged Puerto Rico (12/5/17)2
- Pedestrian struck on Broadway (12/11/17)4
- Jury convicts Scott City man who confessed to murder; girlfriend's testimony corroborates confession (12/9/17)
'The Monster Mash' modified
To the editor:
Halloween behind every tree bothering your child? Try this. Sing, rap, dance and have fun with your child using the old song "The Monster Mash."
Monster does the mash
He does the monster mash ...
Fake monster, go dance the mash
The monster mash. Scram!
Get away! Say hey!
Saw that costume at the super store!
So, just go dance the mash ...
ALICE DAVIS, Mundelein, Ill.