- Missing Jackson woman found dead in Bollinger County pond (06/23/16)3
- Village of Zalma must disincorporate, law says (06/23/16)5
- Jackson man accused of felony assault after attack at Cape bar (06/26/16)5
- I want an angry president (06/21/16)16
- Missouri House votes to allow concealed weapons without permits (04/28/16)8
- Man allegedly kicks woman, punches man after denied a sexual favor (06/23/16)
- Witness says he saw suspect kill his best friend (06/24/16)
- Advance graduate will become superintendent of its schools (06/21/16)1
- Odd court hearing ends with judge declaring probable cause in abuse case (06/22/16)4
- Many Jackson students may face random drug-testing (06/26/16)25
'The Monster Mash' modified
To the editor:
Halloween behind every tree bothering your child? Try this. Sing, rap, dance and have fun with your child using the old song "The Monster Mash."
Monster does the mash
He does the monster mash ...
Fake monster, go dance the mash
The monster mash. Scram!
Get away! Say hey!
Saw that costume at the super store!
So, just go dance the mash ...
ALICE DAVIS, Mundelein, Ill.