- Few Southeast students face suspension, expulsion for sexual assaults, campus paper finds (4/25/17)6
- Perryville family organizing bone-marrow drive Friday for ailing 6-year-old boy (4/26/17)
- Woman battered after smashing boyfriend's meth pipe against wall, police say (4/25/17)1
- Temptations bassist dies after Cape Girardeau show (4/26/17)2
- Event includes the first public tour of 200-year-old Elmwood Manor (4/23/17)3
- BBB warns Jackson man's online business might not be legit (4/24/17)
- Pilot House goes smoke-free (4/23/17)10
- State Supreme Court rules against congressman's mother in dog-kennel defamation case (4/27/17)1
- Strattman to step down as principal at St. Mary (4/28/17)1
- Cape couple turns their home into cozy, comfortable music venue (4/24/17)
'The Monster Mash' modified
To the editor:
Halloween behind every tree bothering your child? Try this. Sing, rap, dance and have fun with your child using the old song "The Monster Mash."
Monster does the mash
He does the monster mash ...
Fake monster, go dance the mash
The monster mash. Scram!
Get away! Say hey!
Saw that costume at the super store!
So, just go dance the mash ...
ALICE DAVIS, Mundelein, Ill.