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Quoth the Unknown Poet
Posted by Simon Jester on Thu, Jan 17, 2013, at 5:23 AM:

Obama this

Obama that

The 23 edicts would not exist

Without the Patriot Act



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The Patriot Act was put in motion

By a government playing on our emotion

Both parties pushed and got it through

My freedom is replaced by a very large screw

William Shakespeare, 1601 :-)

-- Posted by Dug on Thu, Jan 17, 2013, at 8:54 AM

Yea, ande quote the RAven, "Nevermore."

-- Posted by voyager on Thu, Jan 17, 2013, at 2:47 PM

Registrations here

Confiscations there

Victim disarmament won't work

Without Obamacare

-- Posted by Simon Jester on Thu, Jan 17, 2013, at 2:58 PM

All this socialism

Really makes me mad as heck

I'm going to the tea party

After I cash my Social Security check

-- Posted by Simon Jester on Thu, Jan 17, 2013, at 7:22 PM

Was a time when folks stood their ground

and a new nation of promise was what they found

With ideas of freedom they stayed around

tested and sure in ideas so profound

Never a king

let freedom ring

Enter now a liberal thing

for hence the people sing

We're the ones with the staff

for he's our golden calf

-- Posted by Old John on Thu, Jan 17, 2013, at 8:58 PM

When Emerson retires

The election will finally move ahead

Won't you join in while we all sing

"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"?

-- Posted by Simon Jester on Fri, Jan 18, 2013, at 5:05 AM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Democrats and Republicans

Don't give a @#$% about you

-- Posted by Simon Jester on Fri, Jan 18, 2013, at 6:16 PM

The Republican on the tv says,

"Obama is taking our 2nd Amendment rights away"

A couple of weeks ago this @$$#%&*

Voted for the NDAA

-- Posted by Simon Jester on Sat, Jan 19, 2013, at 8:19 AM

I called Sean Hannity

I wrote a letter to Ollie North

Is this Obama's second term,

Or is it George W Bush's fourth?

-- Posted by Simon Jester on Sat, Jan 19, 2013, at 8:45 PM

Go back to The Gong Show.

-- Posted by Mowrangler on Sun, Jan 20, 2013, at 8:01 AM

I had a guitar when I met Chuck Barris

I performed a Pete Seeger song

I thought I was on my way

Then the dude that played Klinger hit the gong

-- Posted by Simon Jester on Sun, Jan 20, 2013, at 2:09 PM

I always liked Gene Gene the dancing machine better.

-- Posted by Mowrangler on Sun, Jan 20, 2013, at 3:05 PM


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