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The Evolving Drama of Trump, Carson and Clinton
At this very moment, America's founding fathers are probably undergoing an intervention with their personal psychiatrists in heaven. I can only imagine they're looking down from their heavenly perch at the current leaders of the 2016 presidential campaign, and thinking, "What to hell has happened to our beloved republic? "
They may have a point. Let's analyze the top three candidates who are running for the most powerful job in the world.
First, we have the most colorful character. Donald Trump is the Miley Cyrus of political theater. Both celebrities share the honor of having been finalists for Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Both had successful TV shows. Miley had the hit video, "Wrecking Ball," while Donald Trump actually is a wrecking ball. Trump is known for his provocative tweeting, while Miley is famous for her provocative twerking. They can both fill arenas with screaming fans, and finally, the Trumpster, like Miley Cyrus, has hosted Saturday Night Live this year. Now that's a presidential resume.
Then there's Dr. Ben Carson. He's become the mainstream media's James Dean--the rebel with a conservative cause--a teenage gangster, who was born to inflict carnage on friends and relatives with hammers, knives and rocks. Gentle Ben's news conferences have become a UFC cage match, as he fights off torch-bearing, crazed reporters who can only shout, "You say you did some bad things as a young man forty years ago Mr. Carson, BUT WE DEMAND PROOF! WHERE DID YOU BURY THE BODIES?" It's tough being a man of faith.
And then there's the frontrunner for the Democratic nomination--the female Tony Soprano of politics--Hillary Clinton. She's had more scandals than the Beatles had hits--from Whitewater to Travelgate to Benghazi. And only she knows what really happened to Vince Foster. Was his death really a suicide or a sinister Clinton cover-up of a murder-for-hire plot? Hey........I'm kidding--just keeping with the mafia theme.
Hillary is actually lucky to be alive today. During her first campaign for the White House in 2008, she described a trip she made to Bosnia as First Lady. In her own dramatic words: "I remember landing under sniper fire. We just ran with our heads down." The problem is...none of that story was true. Oops. A week later her campaign said "she misspoke."
Hillary probably misspoke earlier this year, too, when she said she never handled any classified information on her private email server as Secretary of State. It can't be easy running for president when you have those pesky FBI agents investigating your past. But there again, trustworthiness left Washington years ago.
This presidential reality show is just beginning...to be continued.
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