THE FUDGE REPORT: Donald Trump's Secret Presidential Bucket List--revealed by Roger Stone!

Roger Stone, who was recently fired by Donald Trump as a campaign advisor, told a Fudge reporter that the eccentric billionaire has begun a secret "bucket list" of actions he would take as president.

President Trump would immediately remodel the Oval Office and rename it America's Board Room. Second, an escalator will be installed from the second floor of the White House to the presidential helicopter landing area, so Mr. Trump doesn't have to walk all the way across the back White House lawn. And finally, in honor of former President Harry Truman, Trump will replace the famous Oval Office desk sign, "The Buck Stops Here," with a new one..."I'm Really, Really Rich."

On his first day in office, President Trump will immediately fulfill his promise of "making America great again" by appointing Douglas S. Ewert, CEO of Jos. A. Bank Clothiers, the new Secretary of the Treasury. By executive order, Mr. Ewert will be given the power to help small business owners and entrepreneurs, by ordering all banks to loan money in accordance with the Jos. A. Bank commercial slogan: "Borrow ONE thousand dollars from the U.S. Treasury......and get three thousand dollars...FREE."

Another stunning revelation--Washington D.C. will be renamed "The Three Branches of Government Resort and Spa."

The National Mall will be converted into the People's National Playground with no admission fees-- complete with miniature golf courses, zip line rides from the 550-foot Washington Monument to the Capitol Dome, kayaking on the Potomac, and the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will be transformed into the world's largest sauna and spa. The entire cost of renovations will be done at no cost to the American taxpayers, but will instead, be funded with a generous donation from the First Lady, Melania Trump's annual shoe budget.

President Trump's first week in office will also feature a continuation of President Obama's precedent of using unilateral executive actions, and President Trump will institute "The Middle Class Fairness Act of 2017."

The Middle Class Fairness Act will require all federal employees and Congressmen to clock in and work 40-hour weeks, pay for their own health insurance, and will receive just two weeks of annual vacation until they've been employed for a minimum of two years.

All federal employees will undergo an immediate IRS audit under the direction of President Trump's new IRS Director, former NY prosecutor, Judge Jeanine Pirro. Any federal employee found guilty of violating the tax code will be fired, and any previous federal administrator or department head found guilty of failing to perform their job in an ethical and judicious manner, will be publicly humiliated by being forced to appear in future episodes of "Naked and Afraid."

Former Trump campaign advisor, Roger Stone, would not reveal any further presidential actions, but did hint that Home Depot might possibly win a government contract to build the Great Wall of Trump along the southern border with Mexico.

Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, was not available for comment on this story. She was apparently being detained at an FBI dark site and undergoing a water boarding treatment, in order to learn more about her private email server.