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My Top Ten Christmas Gifts for Naughty Progressives
1. Sen. Diane Feinstein: A two-week all-expense paid trip to the CIA's "black site" in Egypt, where she'll be pampered with unusual yoga stress positions while listening to Green Day's "American Idiot," 24/7, and finally, she'll receive free waterboarding lessons from the CIA's top torture architect, James Mitchell.
2. Harry Reid: A $1000 gift card from UCLA's Neuropsychiatric Hospital, good for ten free electroshock therapy treatments, to be administered by the Koch brothers.
3. Nancy Pelosi: "Don't tell her, because she'll have to open her Christmas gift to see what's in it," but the new Republican Congress is cancelling her federally subsidized health insurance plan, and she's getting a gift certificate for Healthcare.gov.
4. Lois Lerner: A surprise stocking stuffer from new 2015 IRS Oversight Committee Chairman, Rep. Jason Chaffetz--a subpoena for her personal tax records for the past twenty years. Have a merry little tax audit, Lois.
5. Eric Holder: A surprise gift from Hollywood! A source has informed me that Steven Spielberg will offer Mr. Holder, upon leaving his position, the starring role in a future DreamWorks blockbuster entitled, "A Nation of Cowards," featuring an all-white cast.
6. Arne Duncan: The U.S. Secretary of Education will receive a Common Core 10-question math test, to be administered by a third grader. If he fails, he must recommend to Congress and President Obama that Common Core be repealed.
7. Jonathan Gruber: A two-week all expense paid vacation to the Syrian border town of Kobani, where he will join Kurdish fighters on the front lines. He'll be told it's a "meet and greet" with ISIS, International Society of Intellectual Superiors. He's "TOO STUPID" to know any better.
8. New York Mayor Bill de Blasio: Please keep this quiet, but, an inside source at TMZ revealed the following: Police Commissioner William Bratton (really pissed off after the NYPD got thrown under the bus) has instructed the mayor's security force to drop De Blasio off in a dangerous ghetto, on Christmas Eve, in East New York City, unprotected, then speed away in his SUV, leaving him stranded. When he calls 911 on his mayoral cell phone....no one will answer.
9. Joe Biden: The most heartwarming Christmas gift of all--Joe will receive an honorary diploma from his hometown alma mater, St. Paul's Elementary School in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
10. President Barack Obama: The greatest gift of all. According to HBO Sports, President Obama has signed a $50 million contract to appear in a pay-per-view extravaganza in February of 2016. It's the mixed martial arts fight of the century--A UFC "no-holds-barred, closed-cage match" between Barack Obama and Rush Limbaugh!
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