Alice in Obama's Wonderland--A Shocking Revelation as told by Alice!

The Truth of What Really Happened Down That Hole!

Little did Lewis Carroll know his 1865 novel, "Alice in Wonderland," would be a premonition of American historical events one hundred and forty-three years later. His fantasy world of colorful characters would be the forewarning of the sudden decline of the world's greatest free Republic, the United States of America.

To understand the interpretation of this magical tale, you must allow yourself to see its characters as metaphors for what was to come.

Alice was a representation of the American people in the year 2008. She would soon find herself trapped in a land she cannot escape from, even to this day.

For over two hundred years Alice had the privilege of living in what was known as the world's most exceptional country, prosperous and free. But, by 2008, America had fallen into a financial collapse. An estimated trillion dollars in wealth was lost, along with millions of jobs, and the loss of homes and businesses, both big and small.

As our story opens, we find Alice sitting all alone in an open field, on a chilly November day. With her hands to her face, she cries endlessly, fearing there is little hope that her nation could ever regain its unique greatness.

Then, from out of nowhere, she hears a frantic, little voice proclaiming, "I'm late, I'm late. Oh my dear, I'm going to be late!"

Alice looks up and sees a white rabbit wearing large spectacles and carrying a huge pocket watch, scurrying towards her.

She quickly yells, "Wait kind sir! What are you so excited about?"

The rabbit stops only for a few seconds and proclaims in an urgent tone, "The polls. They close in one hour and I must not be late! Don't you know my innocent lady? Today is the day we elect our new president and I must not be late to vote! Come with me! We need a majority to vote for "Hope and Change", and America will be transformed forever! Hurry, Hurry, he shouted as he ran away. It's not too late!"

Alice, thinking this may be America's last chance, found herself running with millions of other citizens, jumping blindly into this giant rabbit hole.

Alice soon found herself in a strange land. Little did she know she was imprisoned in a far-left, progressive society, ruled by a giant government, with central planners now making all of life's decisions for its citizens. The roadways were lined with huge billboards informing the citizens of President Obama's new path forward.

Alice wandered throughout the land, observing a myriad of new characters and government propaganda. "Healthcare for All", one sign read. "You may keep your doctor AND your plan and save $2500.00 a year!"

Another billboard read, "Free government money, housing, phones, contraceptives and much, much more. Just apply inside. We, the government, will trust you will be honest."

It all sounded so wonderful. One billboard proclaimed, "As your president, I will end all wars, and the world will settle into a new era of peace."

Then, one day, almost six years later, Alice stumbled upon that white rabbit. He was sitting in front of a small store front, where hung a sign that read, "CLOSED." The rabbit was startled when he looked up and saw Alice. He wiped away his tears, and in a despondent voice, said, "My sweet lady, I do apologize for leading you into this wretched place."

She gave him a little stroke of her hand between his floppy ears, smiled, and said, "It's ok Mr. Rabbit, and you may call me Alice. No one could have foreseen that Mr. Obama's promises were just that....empty promises. It's just the way Washington works. Why are you crying, my furry friend?"

"Miss Alice, I have lost all hope. My wife and I once owned this business behind me, but we recently had to close, and all our employees are now without jobs. My American dream is over. It's not that I didn't try. But government regulations, new taxes, and the burden of meeting the healthcare law requirements, sent us into bankruptcy."

Alice sat down next to her friend and tried to console him. "Mr. Rabbit, your story is commonplace now. Washington DC is full of scandals, arrogance and incompetent politicians. Over 70% of your fellow citizens now agree America is on the wrong track."

Alice begins to pace back and forth, and then abruptly stops, speaking with conviction. "Mr. Rabbit, I'm as angry and disappointed as you are! It steams me that we have been so mislead!"

In a serious tone, Alice continues. "I have traveled to that distant city of Washington DC, and witnessed with my own eyes the foolishness and total disregard the Obama administration has for us. Mr. Rabbit, I couldn't write a fairy tale script with more contemptuous characters. No one in their right mind would believe it."

Alice continues. "They call our president the "Mad Hatter." He sits in the Oval Office, behind closed doors, plotting and planning our futures with his advisors and staff, as though they were at a perpetual tea party. But surprisingly, I have discovered that President Obama is just the front man. His job is to give progressive speeches, which are then spread throughout the land by a loyal mainstream media. It's all propaganda."

Alice lowers her voice, almost in a whisper, as she reveals her theory. "The real power of governing lies in the hands of President Obama's two Senior Advisors-- Valerie Jarrett...known as the Queen of Hearts, and Dan Pfeiffer, the March Hare. The other shadowy character is Obama's Chief of Staff, Denis McDonough, who is called the Dormouse. Those three people secretly run this Liberal Wonderland."

Mr. Rabbit, now all ears, begs of Alice, "Please tell me more! Who else is responsible for America's decline?"

Alice laughs as she explains, "It's definitely not our Vice President, Joe Biden. He's harmless. They call him the Cheshire Cat, because he can mysteriously appear and disappear whenever trouble breaks out. He's always grinning and constantly coughing up embarrassing gaffes."

Alice continues her story. "Two of my personal favorites in Washington are Attorney General, Eric Holder, and former IRS manager, Lois Lerner. They're affectionately known as TWEEDLE DUM and TWEEDLE DEE--when it comes to their scandals, there's NOTHING to see."

Mr. Rabbit, laughing now, pleads for more. "Tell me about other characters you've met."

"Well there are two that really catch my fancy," said Alice. "There's Nancy Pelosi. She refers to herself as the "Duchess." Then there's Harry Reid, known in the Senate as the "Caterpillar." Rumors have it; he spends his private time sitting on a large mushroom, smoking a hookah. He, of course, wants marijuana legalized."

Alice pauses, and then in a foreboding tone tells Mr. Rabbit, "I don't mean to scare you, but the most dangerous characters America faces today, are Islamic radicals. They are much more dangerous than the Red Queen's Jabberwocky. These terrorists, unlike the Red Queen, actually mean it when they say, "off with their heads." They're the most brutal, evil force the world has ever known, but the Obama administration, for years, has refused to even utter the words "Islamic radicals." He downplayed their threat and ignored them for much too long, and now the world is suffering because of his foreign policy."

Mr. Rabbit, politely interrupts, "Miss Alice, it's all too depressing. I guess all is lost now. President Obama has two more years to rule over us. What can we do?"

"No, no, no, Mr. Rabbit. All is not lost! I have faith in the American people. There are two more critical elections. We have the mid-terms on November 4th, and the next presidential election in 2016. We must travel the land immediately and proclaim that Democrats are NOT the answer to our problems--but instead--they ARE the problem!"

Mr. Rabbit jumps up and excitedly yells, "Yes Alice, you're right! We must go to all corners of this great country and debunk the liberal propaganda. Vote Republican! The party of Lincoln will restore American exceptionalism!"

Alice hugs her furry friend and continues enthusiastically, "The Democrats have divided us by race, ethnicity, and gender for far too long! We will unite the people by telling the truth about conservatism!"

Alice lifts her voice to the sky and like an evangelist, proclaims, "AMERICA--- ARE YOU LISTENING? We must restore individual liberties! If you want to start your own business, Republicans will make it easier, with less government intrusion! Mothers, if you want your children to get the best education possible, Republicans will give YOU the freedom to choose their school! If you want immigration reform, we've been screaming for years WE'RE WITH YOU! We just want a SECURE border--not to keep freedom loving immigrants out---but a secure border to keep out drug dealers, possible terrorists, and others that seek to harm this great country!"

Mr. Rabbit, hopping wildly now, can't hold back his excitement. "Yes We Can, Miss Alice! Yes We Can!"

Alice laughs out loud and jokingly says, "Mr. Rabbit, I love your enthusiasm, but "yes we can" is definitely out as our slogan! Americans no longer want slogans and empty promises. They want control of their lives and control of their government! A government Of the People--By the People---and For the People."

"Alice, I have it!" Mr. Rabbit puffs his chest out, and with a sense of accomplishment, says, "Miss Alice, we shall let it be known that from this day forward, a vote for the GOP, is a vote for a Government Of the People! You get it, Alice? G.O.P." Mr. Rabbit smiles from ear to ear.

"That's brilliant, Mr. Rabbit! Come on my furry friend! We must talk to our fellow citizens! The mid-term elections are getting ever so close."

With that, Alice gives Mr. Rabbit a reassuring pet between the ears, and full of hope and optimism, they skipped down the road.

The end of this tale is still to be determined...it's all in the hands of American voters. Will they wake up in time?

God Bless America.