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THE FUDGE REPORT: Obama to Undergo "Courage" Implant Surgery!
An unnamed source at Walter Reed Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, has verified that President Obama will undergo a top secret allogeneic stem cell transplant in the near future. The hacking group "Anonymous" broke the story this weekend.
The surgery will be performed by a team of world renowned researchers and has been in the planning stages for months. The specially selected team of surgeons has code-named the groundbreaking surgery "Operation Courage."
Insiders report that President Obama had reached his boiling point and would no longer be bullied by critics over his cowardly approach to ISIS, Putin, and other world crises.
A White House source confessed that Obama had been sleeping with a night light ever since watching Hannibal Lecter in the 1991 thriller, Silence of the Lambs. Movies such as Poltergeist, Psycho, and Carrie have been banned from the White House.
Two of America's top action heroes, Bruce Willis (Diehard), and Sylvester Stallone (Rambo), have personally donated stem cells for this pioneering procedure.
An excited Pentagon source was quoted as saying, "We can't wait. President Obama will soon be kicking butt and taking names."
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